dousche waffle 

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

dousche waffle by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

dousche waffle 

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

dousche waffle by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

douche-waffle 

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

douche-waffle by freddie07 November 8, 2009

douche waffle 

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

douche waffle by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.

Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008

douche waffle 

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008