dousche waffle
dousche waffle by jam fizzle April 22, 2006
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dousche waffle
waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?
old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.
tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.
tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
dousche waffle by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008
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douche-waffle
a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them
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douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008
douche waffle
douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008
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