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You mad, Donnie?
You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
You mad, Donnie? by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
Happy Birthday, Donnie!
Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
They’re coming to get you, Donnie…
They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…
They’re coming to get you, Donnie… by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 4, 2023
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
They’re coming to get you, Donnie…— the new slogan addressing the day 45 got 34 — meaning the 45th President was arrested for 34 felony charges. The slogan is a play on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: They’re coming to get you, Barbara and the first moment a zombie was seen to attack the living. The theme of the movie being that people thought “dead” were returning to eat the living.
By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
They’re coming to get you, Donnie. by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
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