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doulemand 

used euphemistically to refer to a male sex object
"don't take me into overdoulemand territorydon't touch me."
doulemand by Kittymeowsical January 29, 2022
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Douchemando 

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.
Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
Douchemando by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

Douchemandzadeh 

To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.
Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.
Douchemandzadeh by Burnamen July 5, 2011

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.
James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

dobleman 

A small homosexual dog which; due to a birth defect; is born without genitalia. It also has an exceptionally small brain and therefore does not realize it is unitless. Consequently it continues in daily fruitless attempts to sodomize other small dogs...
"Damnit, the Jones' Dobleman is trying to butt-rape our chihuahua again."
dobleman by Edward75 February 23, 2009

Doublemind 

An idiot who thinks he knows shit about his sr20 but really doesnt.
Hey Doublemind wheres your BOV?
Doublemind by civicruiser February 22, 2009

Doublemind (Social Control Theory)

A psychological state induced by prolonged exposure to contradictory demands and inconsistent realities, where individuals develop two separate mental frameworks—one for public compliance, one for private truth. Doublemind allows survival under oppressive systems but fragments identity and creates chronic stress. It is the cognitive cost of living under control.
Doublemind (Social Control Theory) Example: “He nodded along in meetings while mentally documenting every lie—doublemind, the split between the self that complies and the self that knows.”
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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