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Douchemando 

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.
Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
Douchemando by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

Douchemandzadeh 

To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.
Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.
Douchemandzadeh by Burnamen July 5, 2011

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.
James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

dobleman 

A small homosexual dog which; due to a birth defect; is born without genitalia. It also has an exceptionally small brain and therefore does not realize it is unitless. Consequently it continues in daily fruitless attempts to sodomize other small dogs...
"Damnit, the Jones' Dobleman is trying to butt-rape our chihuahua again."
dobleman by Edward75 February 23, 2009

Doublemind 

An idiot who thinks he knows shit about his sr20 but really doesnt.
Hey Doublemind wheres your BOV?
Doublemind by civicruiser February 22, 2009

Doublemind (Social Control Theory)

A psychological state induced by prolonged exposure to contradictory demands and inconsistent realities, where individuals develop two separate mental frameworks—one for public compliance, one for private truth. Doublemind allows survival under oppressive systems but fragments identity and creates chronic stress. It is the cognitive cost of living under control.
Doublemind (Social Control Theory) Example: “He nodded along in meetings while mentally documenting every lie—doublemind, the split between the self that complies and the self that knows.”