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a wet vagina that has no need for spit or lube to participate in the action of intercourse,

my penis slid right in her doufer

doufer by lance hickman August 22, 2007

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Double Doufer

When you sleep with two girls in one night

“First I saw Emily and then I went and slept at Anna’s”
“Dude you had a double doufer?!”

Double Doufer by NotQuinno March 12, 2020

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Tweedle Doofer

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it

Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

Tweedle Doofer by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018

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Pickle dorfer

A person who sells pickles in a village.

That shop owner is a pickle dorfer.

Pickle dorfer by Zapfret May 29, 2018

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Dorfer

A shop owner in a village.

That dude is a dorfer. He sells lots of things in the village.

Dorfer by Zapfret May 29, 2018

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Dooferent

You’re not like other girls, you’re actually Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

“I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”

Dooferent by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021

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dufer

A Chick that isn't great, but will "dufer" now.

"Would you nail that chick?" "Yeah, she's kinda fat, but she's a dufer."

dufer by KDANS August 15, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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