douchflute

A person who vapes instead of smoking and thinks they are better than a smoker but still smokes cigarettes

Look at buddy he is sucking on his douchflute

by Douchbag6971 December 1, 2018

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douchefluence

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.

Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015

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douch flute • Dooshflute • douchefluence • douchelete • douchelite • doucheluge • Douchflation • douscheflute

The price of commodities rising due to the influx of hipsters consuming and raising the demand for specific items, activities and services such as Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, camping, hiking, beard maintenance, flannel shirts, tight jeans, vintage clothing, huge eye glass frames from the 1980's, vinyl records, cassette tapes, pretty much anything analog, Huffy bikes, Nintendo and tenement housing.

"Man! Last year the Monday night special on PBR was $1 for a pint...why is it $3 now?"

"It's because of douchflation, all the hipsters in this college town have driven the price up because they have turned this uncool thing into a pseudo cool thing."

by AeonClaw October 15, 2011

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douch flute

A vape or e cigarettes

I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

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