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douchefluence 

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.
Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

Douchflation

The price of commodities rising due to the influx of hipsters consuming and raising the demand for specific items, activities and services such as Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, camping, hiking, beard maintenance, flannel shirts, tight jeans, vintage clothing, huge eye glass frames from the 1980's, vinyl records, cassette tapes, pretty much anything analog, Huffy bikes, Nintendo and tenement housing.
"Man! Last year the Monday night special on PBR was $1 for a pint...why is it $3 now?"

"It's because of douchflation, all the hipsters in this college town have driven the price up because they have turned this uncool thing into a pseudo cool thing."
Douchflation by AeonClaw October 15, 2011

douch flute 

I see your smoking your douch flute.
douch flute by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

douchelite 

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
douchelite by nicajima December 15, 2009

douchelete 

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches
you are such a good douchelete!
douchelete by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

doucheluge 

The winter version of douchecanoe, popularized on Facebook during the 2014 Winter Olympics.
"Bode Miller is a multiple Olympic medal-winning doucheluge."
doucheluge by Resident Lunatic February 23, 2014