nicajima's definitions

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

Legiterally

A fact that is legitimately literal.

I legiterally am cracked at Fortnite.

by nicajima November 14, 2019

Scuba Fart

A fart bubble that is searching for a way out of very tight pants.

My pants are so tight, the scuba fart released a bubble that traveled up the small of my back .

by nicajima December 11, 2017

Attic Fart

A fart so stinky, it smells like it’s been living in your grandmothers attic.

Dude, that ass air smells like a straight attic fart .

by nicajima November 19, 2017