douchewaddle
douchewaddle by Joakie February 27, 2009
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douchewaffle
An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004
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Douchewaddick
P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.
Douchewaddick by hotpocketer August 24, 2012
DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget
A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget by EdibleFood January 24, 2010
Douchewaffle
The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Douchewaffle by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009
douchewaffle
douchewaffle by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009
Nazi DoucheWaffle
Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
Nazi DoucheWaffle by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014
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