Douche-waggle
When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"
Douche-waggle by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009
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douche-wagger
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!
*Neil- **cries**
*Neil- **cries**
douche-wagger by H.W January 25, 2009
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douche wiggle
Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!
Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.
Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.
Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!
Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.
Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.
douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008
douchebaggler
A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.
Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.
douchebaggler by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006
Douchewiggler
A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009
Douchewaggle
A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.
Douchewaggle by G-person March 14, 2010
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