Skip to main content

douche-wagger 

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**
douche-wagger by H.W January 25, 2009

douche wiggle 

Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!

Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.
Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.
douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008

douchebaggler 

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.
Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.
douchebaggler by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

Douchewiggler 

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler
Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

Douchewaggle 

A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.
You broke my bowl?! You fuckin DOUCHEWAGGLE!
Douchewaggle by G-person March 14, 2010