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douche-wagger 

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**
douche-wagger by H.W January 25, 2009

douche wiggle 

Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!

Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.
Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.
douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008

douchebaggler 

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.
Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.
douchebaggler by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

Douchewiggler 

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler
Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

Douchewaggle 

A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.
You broke my bowl?! You fuckin DOUCHEWAGGLE!
Douchewaggle by G-person March 14, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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