douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

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douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

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douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010

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douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.

That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut

by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009

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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.

He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!

by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009

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