douchestone 

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

douchestone by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

douchestrogen 

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

douchestrogen by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

douchescovery by sokeri February 24, 2010

douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.

That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut

douchestronaut by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009

Douchey Doucherton 

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.

He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!

Douchey Doucherton by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009

doucheshiness 

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

doucheshiness by hotties246 March 7, 2011

douchestronaught 

one who is discovering new bounds of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, marty is quite the douchestronaught

douchestronaught by douchemonitor August 3, 2011