Joe slicked back his hair, put on his biggest gold chain and his fanciest Zubas, hopped in his Escalade, cranked up some Eddie Money and headed for his favorite douchetination, Hooters.
A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.
Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄