Skip to main content

doucheschnozzle 

some that has surpassed douchebag but is still not as bad as most things your minds can comprehend. also known as people with the name as halix leonardo johnny and matt
damn halix your such a fucking doucheschnozzle
doucheschnozzle by velvetmonkey October 8, 2005
Words you can keep

Doucheschnozzle 

A Doucheschnozzle is a person who is so full of douchebauchery, that they blow a large amount of snot like material out every time they fail.
Friend: "That girl is out of your league bruh, you'll make a fool of yourself. I repeat DO NOT ask her for noods."

Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."

Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
Doucheschnozzle by SilentEffect February 23, 2017

Doucheshnozzle  

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.

Douchesnozzle 

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.
Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag
Douchesnozzle by White[db] October 5, 2009

DoucheSnozzle 

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag
Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...
DoucheSnozzle by Josh February 16, 2005

douchschnnozzle 

the cleaning of one vanina with one schnnozzle as the primary cleaning and sucking device do not swollow
have you cleaned that bitches douchschnnozzle this week
douchschnnozzle by jamespaterson January 12, 2008

douchesnozzle 

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny
This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people
douchesnozzle by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next