doucheschnozzle
some that has surpassed douchebag but is still not as bad as most things your minds can comprehend. also known as people with the name as halix leonardo johnny and matt
doucheschnozzle by velvetmonkey October 8, 2005
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Doucheschnozzle
A Doucheschnozzle is a person who is so full of douchebauchery, that they blow a large amount of snot like material out every time they fail.
Friend: "That girl is out of your league bruh, you'll make a fool of yourself. I repeat DO NOT ask her for noods."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
Doucheschnozzle by SilentEffect February 23, 2017
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Doucheshnozzle
A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
Doucheshnozzle by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
Douchesnozzle
Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!
Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?
Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?
Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...
John Dabe: Im a fag
Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?
Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?
Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...
John Dabe: Im a fag
Douchesnozzle by White[db] October 5, 2009
DoucheSnozzle
Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!
Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...
Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...
DoucheSnozzle by Josh February 16, 2005
douchschnnozzle
the cleaning of one vanina with one schnnozzle as the primary cleaning and sucking device do not swollow
douchschnnozzle by jamespaterson January 12, 2008
douchesnozzle
douchesnozzle by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016
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