doucheschnozzle

some that has surpassed douchebag but is still not as bad as most things your minds can comprehend. also known as people with the name as halix leonardo johnny and matt

damn halix your such a fucking doucheschnozzle

by velvetmonkey October 8, 2005

Doucheschnozzle

A Doucheschnozzle is a person who is so full of douchebauchery, that they blow a large amount of snot like material out every time they fail.

Friend: "That girl is out of your league bruh, you'll make a fool of yourself. I repeat DO NOT ask her for noods."

Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."

Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."

by SilentEffect February 23, 2017

Doucheshnozzle

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.

A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.

by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009

Douchesnozzle

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.

Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag

by White[db] October 5, 2009

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

douchschnnozzle

the cleaning of one vanina with one schnnozzle as the primary cleaning and sucking device do not swollow

have you cleaned that bitches douchschnnozzle this week

by jamespaterson January 12, 2008

douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny

This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people

by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016