Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!
by Brivan December 9, 2008
Get the Douchebachery mug.Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013
Get the douchebachery mug.Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.
by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010
Get the Douchebachery mug.The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.
by steveo242 September 29, 2009
Get the Douchebachery mug.someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng
by beeta808 May 10, 2011
Get the douchebachery mug.The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:
- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"
See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"
See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.
by wheezer04041966 April 13, 2008
Get the douchebaggery mug.When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.
For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".
This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.
For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".
This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.
Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."
by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010
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