Douchegoat

(Noun) The creepy facial hair style worn by really annoying one-upping faggots.

Can also refer to the person wearing said style.

Wow, chad just tried to tell me he has the hottest girlfriend ever, what a douchegoat.

by DomBaz53 December 7, 2009

douchegoat

someone who always has to one-up everyone else

Friend 1: dude i just ate the hottest wings ever

douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot

friend 3: ......friend 2 is such a douchegoat

Example 2

friend 1"my new system in my car is sick ive got a"....douchegoat interrupts and says"man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed". -douchegoat

by jimboslice23 December 7, 2009

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009

Douchemeat

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

by Luis-clw May 1, 2006