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douche-nozzle 

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
douche-nozzle by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

douche-nozzle 

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat
your a douche-nozzle
douche-nozzle by paige January 18, 2005

douche-nozzle 

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle
douche-nozzle by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

douche-nozzle 

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
douche-nozzle by Rick C. May 13, 2005

douche nozzle 

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
douche nozzle by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

douche nozzle 

Kayne West at the VMA's.
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.
douche nozzle by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010