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Douche Monger 

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
Douche Monger by Hazard October 24, 2003
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Douche Monger 

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
Douche Monger by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

douche monger 

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004

douche monger 

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

douche-monger 

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
douche-monger by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

douche mongrel 

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
douche mongrel by Ryan January 8, 2004

douche mongrole 

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.
"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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