douche dart 

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.

I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"

"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."

douche dart by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"

Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!

douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010

douchedar 

The keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. The sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness

The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.

douchedar by senior dirty sanches April 16, 2008

douchemart 

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

douchemart by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

Douchedar 

Noun
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.

My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.

The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.

Douchedar by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017

douchefart 

a combination of a douchebag and a queef

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.

douchefart by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008

douchetart 

a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.

"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"

douchetart by spankette August 20, 2008