Doucheapotamus 

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

Doucheapotamus by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

doucheapotamus  

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

doucheapotamus by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

Doucheopottamus 

A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.

Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.

Doucheopottamus by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015

Douchopotamus 

One who is behaving like a really large douche bag. More ill-tempered than a mere douche bag.

Tom was being such a douchopotamus today. Way worse than usual.

Douchopotamus by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010

doucheopotamus 

A specific person who is behaving like a real jack-ass or huge douche!

Eventually they both are attacked by a wild doucheopotamus and mauled n raped to death

doucheopotamus by BigBossanova August 4, 2011

douchapotamus 

a hungry hungry douche

That fat bitch at walmart was such a douchapotamus

douchapotamus by captain big down low September 20, 2011

Douchopotamus 

Someone who is a big fat douche...

Look at that Douchopotamus over there. If she forgets to stop chewing when she finishes that sub she's going to gnaw her hands off.

Douchopotamus by Frozen Goat November 13, 2011