douch nozzle

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk

you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill

by generikal.com April 28, 2003

douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

douche nozzle

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011

douche-nozzle

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.

That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.

by TomS. October 30, 2006

douche nozzle

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

by booo-yah December 16, 2004