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The part of a douche bag that goes inside of a vagina. It is used as an insult, and is considered worse than just being called a douche or douche bag.
by JM789 March 03, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Jack is such a nozzle. He's always acting like a son-of-a-bitch!
by -Connie August 01, 2003
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To rub your nose against someone. Usually to show affection or to annoy those that would not want to receive affection without making oneself appear homosexual.
Casper nozzled Harry's shoulder because Casper knew it would annoy Harry.

Ollie: "Oh no Harry, you just got nozzled!"
by Casper Willcock April 18, 2007
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v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.
"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.
by Chagrin94 August 09, 2005
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