Double suicide 

Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.

J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!

Double suicide by Sanasa473 January 4, 2025

Double suicide jerk off 

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

Double suicide jerk off by EynonC December 22, 2019

California double suicide 

When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads

Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!

California double suicide by Smurfkilla June 28, 2023

A double suicide

2 people typically a boy and a girl having a dance which usually had a bad past/relationship with the person

Greg: Yo you know Chloe and Tyler are dancing?
Paul: Didnt Chloe cheat on tyler and called him ugly?
Greg: And Tyler cheated on her 5 times and did a dine and dash with her and got her in trouble

*Tyler and Chloe continue dancing*

Greg: The dance seems so sad but elegant
Paul: Its A Double Suicidea

A double suicide by Hogriderr420 January 15, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019