Definitions by EynonC

Double suicide jerk off 

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

Double suicide jerk off by EynonC December 22, 2019