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double rub 

The minimum amount of strokes it takes to blow your load.
Last night Gail gave me a record setting double rub. I just about blinded her.
double rub by Gailgivesgoodhead June 16, 2017
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Double rub 

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.
I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

double-handed rub 

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
double-handed rub by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Double Rubbing 

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.
I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

double-rubbered 

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.
good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk
double-rubbered by morgatron July 9, 2009

double rubbing 

When your partner is coming from the front and back with their hands and you can't stop both actions, so both vag and trumper get a good double rubbing
She said your trunk action is uncontrollable today you are "double rubbing"
double rubbing by Markim March 11, 2018

double rubber

When the girl is so ugly sex involves asking her to wear a rubber mask of Paris Hilton (or other fantasy girl) as well as your wearing a condom
Joanie is easy when drunk but she is still a Beyonce' double rubber special.

Any girl will do if you subscribe to the double rubber theory that says just add alcohol and break out the rubbers.

I've got an understanding double rubber girl friend. I just knock her door and hold up the gin, rubber mask, and DVD movie. She gives an understanding sneer and waves me on in.
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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