Dorney 

A thoughtless beast doomed to walk through life always imitating and never originating, the Dorney, incapable of original thought will assert to take parts of pop-culture slogans and Maxim Magazine articles in attempts to create a faux persona which attracts any and all kinds of attention. The Dorney is an attention whore by nature and cannot stand to be in the background of any situation. In group settings the Dorney will appear to dominate as the alpha male, but when asked to partake in profound conversation it will spout out loud nonsensical ramblings until it eventually moves on and normalcy can resume. In interpersonal situations the Dorney will seek out any opportunities to take advantage of unsuspecting individuals, scouting various traits that belong to the individual and opportunities which are available to them and attempt to emulate various traits while hijacking any opportunities the Dorney can see of use to it. While arguing the Dorney will get louder and louder while repeating the same phrases as it asserts that it is correct and everyone else is wrong.

Generally speaking, the Dorney is not a pleasant creature.

That guy just cut me off and called ME an asshole! What a Dorney!

Dorney by florenceofalabia March 23, 2011

Dorney 

Verb (past tense - dorney'd) - The act of spilling copious amounts of food on your person while eating, most commonly found with soups and dishes typically eaten with the use of chopsticks. Initially coined in the first publication by Dr. Brian Chan "Trials and Tribulations of a West Cork Bar Owner".

Hey dude, can you bring me a new T-shirt when you're coming? I just ate ramen and dorney'd all over myself.

Dorney by iStP January 9, 2019

Dorney Park 

An amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It also has a water park built into it. It's very fun but still not better than Six Flags, but it's like a mini-six flags. it's the best place to go with family or friends. The only thing wrong with it is that they charge $19.99 (damn near $20.00 for funnel cakes) It's one of the most popular amusement parks on the East Coast of the US.

Tom: I'm bored as hell, whatever will I do this summer?
Ryan: Uh, dude... we can go to Dorney Park
Tom: Dude...
Ryan: Duddde...
Tom: Dudddddde...
Ryan: DUUUDE!!
Tom: Hell yeah...

Dorney Park by mynameisnoneofyourbusiness:) June 18, 2010

dorney park 

worst place in the world, never work there

dorney park sucks ass and john albino can kill my ass, mutha facko!

dorney park by big black ben August 26, 2003

emma dorney

Emma is very thoughtful and kind. She will do anything to help anyone. Dorney is a name that means you are beautiful and anyone will fall for you. Even squirrels will fall in love with her because she is just perfect.

OMG!! I am a squirrel and that is the real live emma dorney!! I better run and hide in my tree, for I have not even showered yet and she can't see me like this!! OMG she sooooooo perfect whyyyyy lololol!

emma dorney by lily jankens December 12, 2016

lily dorney

Everyone's bestie. Gorgeous pretty nice caring loves to joke with friends has 2 closest friends . If u know one ur lucky

Omg lily Dorney is my bestie

lily dorney by Grace beltch February 25, 2021

lily dorney

Gorgeous girl that has 2 close friends. Caring kind loves to joke about with friends . If u know one ur lucky

:omg lily dorney is my bestie

lily dorney by Grace beltch February 25, 2021