Dorney

A thoughtless beast doomed to walk through life always imitating and never originating, the Dorney, incapable of original thought will assert to take parts of pop-culture slogans and Maxim Magazine articles in attempts to create a faux persona which attracts any and all kinds of attention. The Dorney is an attention whore by nature and cannot stand to be in the background of any situation. In group settings the Dorney will appear to dominate as the alpha male, but when asked to partake in profound conversation it will spout out loud nonsensical ramblings until it eventually moves on and normalcy can resume. In interpersonal situations the Dorney will seek out any opportunities to take advantage of unsuspecting individuals, scouting various traits that belong to the individual and opportunities which are available to them and attempt to emulate various traits while hijacking any opportunities the Dorney can see of use to it. While arguing the Dorney will get louder and louder while repeating the same phrases as it asserts that it is correct and everyone else is wrong.

Generally speaking, the Dorney is not a pleasant creature.

That guy just cut me off and called ME an asshole! What a Dorney!

by florenceofalabia March 23, 2011

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Dorney

Verb (past tense - dorney'd) - The act of spilling copious amounts of food on your person while eating, most commonly found with soups and dishes typically eaten with the use of chopsticks. Initially coined in the first publication by Dr. Brian Chan "Trials and Tribulations of a West Cork Bar Owner".

Hey dude, can you bring me a new T-shirt when you're coming? I just ate ramen and dorney'd all over myself.

by iStP January 09, 2019

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Dorney Park

An amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It also has a water park built into it. It's very fun but still not better than Six Flags, but it's like a mini-six flags. it's the best place to go with family or friends. The only thing wrong with it is that they charge $19.99 (damn near $20.00 for funnel cakes) It's one of the most popular amusement parks on the East Coast of the US.

Tom: I'm bored as hell, whatever will I do this summer?
Ryan: Uh, dude... we can go to Dorney Park
Tom: Dude...
Ryan: Duddde...
Tom: Dudddddde...
Ryan: DUUUDE!!
Tom: Hell yeah...

by mynameisnoneofyourbusiness:) June 18, 2010

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dorney park

worst place in the world, never work there

dorney park sucks ass and john albino can kill my ass, mutha facko!

by big black ben August 26, 2003

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Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 02, 2011

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