Doney

A grimis looking elf that has small hands and small fungi growing feet with nails that could cut a human throat. Has a large passion for soccer and his hair. Jesus himself could say Doney has a unibrow but he wouldn't believe it. He believes strong in family values, such as nurturing for the 13 feline members and the one anteater of the family. Although he looks friendly, keep your distance if he has not had the proper amount of sleep or his sandals have been stolen. Feeds on Coco Puffs, turkey, and Fresca.
"Chris you're not going anywhere till you clean your fucking room" -Kathy Doney
by J&E March 18, 2005
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doney

A woman of low character, found in the Blues standard "Dust My Broom" which was covered by only the raddest blues artists that ever lived or are living today. Not used widely today, but should be.
"If I can't find her in West Helena, she must be in East Monroe, I know. I don't want no woman wants every downtown man she meet, She's a no good doney they shouldn't 'low her on the street..." -thats how the song goes.
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Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.
"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"
by MinaDeKiller January 03, 2009
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JSDC/ Donei Cook

The most amazing girl in the world! She is the most gorgeous in the universe!! She will blow you away with her looks!! She loves it when you look at her feet(; She's amazing, perfect, and many more. Plain and simple, shes amazing and im glad i know her and hope we date soon!!
Man JSDC/ Donei Cook is amazing!
by C-Mac69 October 08, 2011
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Abe Doney

Person 1: Hey that's Abe Doney!
Person 2: I bet his girl doesn't feel it when he pipes"
by WRIZZ747 December 09, 2022
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donei

a girl that is heavy handed; to hit hard
wow u just hit me hard you donei
by BThunda April 12, 2009
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