dorknozzle 

An individual who interjects obvious & rhetorical information or observations into a conversation, exchange, interaction etc. in an attempt to be noticed and/or acknowledged.

"Yet again, Tom had to shove (name your most despised politician/leader) latest outburst into debate over the reasons behind management stating all work boots must be black. What a fucking dorknozzle."

dorknozzle by from_wrenches_to_spreadsheets October 3, 2019

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?

Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011

dork nozzle 

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit

A child psychologist who has no children

dork nozzle by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003

dorknoodle 

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

I can't believe he just did that! What a dorknoodle!

dorknoodle by St0rk July 21, 2006