Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

Derpenstein by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

Derpenstein

A fan of popular video games and comics who believes that flamingos will eventually take over the world. A true fanatic amongst us all.

That freak over there is definitely a Derpenstein!

Derpenstein by RynoStoop August 2, 2021

Derpentine's Day 

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.

Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...

Derpentine's Day by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012

dorkenstein 

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.

Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!

dorkenstein by bob882 July 5, 2004

Derpentine 

Noun: a comment so stupid that it can be used to strip even the most durable house paint.

Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.

Derpentine by Grae Hall May 2, 2010

dorkenstein 

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.

The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

dorkenstein by TheOblideration July 6, 2004

dumpenstein 

a massive bowel movement, the Frankenstein of turds

Billy tried flushing dumpenstein down the toilet but it overflowed.

dumpenstein by robenstein72 July 7, 2011