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a socially inept nerd that beats it to anime porn.
Rob: "Dude I fucked the shit out of this chick on friday night."
Harvey: "Oh cool.. I reached level 60 on warcraft friday night."
Rob: "Shut the fuck up you dorkbot and do my homework."
dorkbot by Jmicrodot November 2, 2006
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Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.
I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!
dorkboy by Tim L. April 24, 2004
Donkey's arse, person of low standing, an idiot
That guy is total donkbot
donkbot by Stuart Hepburn August 26, 2007

dorkbutt 

An insult usually used playfully in a flirty nature.
Sexy guy, you're a dorkbutt!
dorkbutt by Angela June 22, 2004

dorkboarder 

Anyone who posts on internet message boards supporting racism or child pornography.
Reese wrote on the internet that he gets sweaty when he thinks of little boys and klan members. He is a dorkboarder.
dorkboarder by Kasso Fun Dio October 24, 2006
the act of being raped by a Vietnamese boy while on a Ferris Wheel eating candy
"Last night I got Darkbotted!"
Darkbot by Sploosh! May 18, 2008

dorkbutt 

sam is a perfect example of this. it is a guy who is always bein a dork but in a really cute and KOOL way and u just love him for it.
Sam: i so am gonna go play with muh tonails when i get off here
Laura: ur such a dorkbutt sam
Sam: i know dont u just love it?
Laura: yea ur muh dorkbutt. thats soo kool.
dorkbutt by Larlaw January 5, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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