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A huge goofy penis belonging to an utter nerd who unlike regular nerds is unfathomly attractive to women.

Those who claim a dorkbat do so to assert their status over fellow netwebizens in the most ultimate fashion.
Ride my dorkbat, bitch.
by sjfdklsfd February 11, 2007
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