dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

Dorkward

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.

When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.

by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016

dorkward

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.

Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.

by GregFresser September 26, 2013

Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.

Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out

by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010

Dorkward

A term dedicated to dorks that say awkward things

Jordan your such a dorkward but i love u

by twalalala123 October 24, 2011