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From the word dooze, slang word for the number 12.
A website has been created to reunite all the doozed fans, doozed.com
"woah bro, today I took a dump at dooooozeee:dooze!!! doozed!! "
doozed by TheDamned June 20, 2007
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mix between dazed and doozey. After you have an orgasm and you are completly worn out because it was THAT amazing, you are doozed.
Wow last night was crazy, he got me 8 times in like 3 hours and i was so doozed afterwards. I could harldy function!!!
doozed by ~*.EmIfLeA.*~ March 4, 2010
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doozed doozer doored dooze dooced dooked dooped doomed doofed doomed yaoi
Also pronounced Doozled; The act of being so drunk that you may shit your pants or all together do stupid shit.
We got so doozed last night we all shoved a 48 pack of crayola crayons that were rubber banded together up our chocolate stars.
Doozed by Violin Titties March 5, 2011

Back doored 

When someone gets setup for a robbery or murder by their own people
I don't think Eddie's murder was random, I think he got back doored.
Back doored by 051 melly February 20, 2020

dooze hit 

the last hit of marijuana, usually from a bowl, characterized by doubt that one more hit remains, but attempted anyway.
"i think this bowl is done, but you can take a dooze hit if you want."
dooze hit by Alfredo13 December 6, 2006
Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)
Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)
dooced by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

tatt-dooed 

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts
A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.
tatt-dooed by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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