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door's there cunt

the telling one of where the door is because they are or have been a cunt.
adam: shut up you fucking bint.
lauren: oh my god! door's there cunt!
door's there cunt by adam_dtc January 9, 2008

Dick Door(s) 

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.
Dick Door(s) by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Back Door S'mores 

When you don't want to kink train your own dog so you lure your neighbour's dog over to eat peanut butter out of your ass.
Rebecca can't come to the phone right now, she's getting Back Door S'mores.

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

fool's door

That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.
Whenever I go to the store I always pull the fool's door.
fool's door by BigOtter November 28, 2006

heaven's door 

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.
heaven's door by FastEddie August 3, 2005