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San Francisco Door Bell 

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.
Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.

San Francisco Door Stop 

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

Back Door Santa 

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.
Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"
Back Door Santa by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

back door sanchez

Basically a dirty sanchez but only can happen in the City of Thornton, Colorado.
“Oh damn, did you hear that guy that got back door sanchezed after he ran from the laundry mat?”
back door sanchez by DustyCopper October 28, 2021