The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.
Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
by Big Kahuna Burgers January 05, 2012
Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
by Mitzell August 04, 2004
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
by C.W. Anderson III August 27, 2005
John: So, I spent the night at Molly's...guess what I got to open?
Peter:...What?
John: Her dick door!
Peter: Nice dude!
Peter:...What?
John: Her dick door!
Peter: Nice dude!
by rsmith1724 September 30, 2009
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