A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out.
Remember to have a good friend spot you.
Remember to have a good friend spot you.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
When you don't want to kink train your own dog so you lure your neighbour's dog over to eat peanut butter out of your ass.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
by venuswentaway June 07, 2024
When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.
"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022