venuswentaway's definitions

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Bolo Tie

When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.

Casey gave Ian a Bolo Tie last night. He finally got to wear it in public.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Backdoor S'mores

Eating out your lover's ass after shooting a load inside them.

Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Dear Adeline

A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey.

Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.

Casey sent Sean a Dear Adeline. Not the classiest move but at least he's honest.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Feathers In The Sun

When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out.

Remember to have a good friend spot you.

Casey goes all Feathers In The Sun every time there's a pale moon.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

My Best Friend

A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.

You know who I'm sleeping with tonight? My best friend.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Dear Adeline

When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.

"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her."

"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022