Dookoff

To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.

Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.

Dookoff by gsc29 September 1, 2009

Vanilla Donkoff 

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!

Vanilla Donkoff by Hi There!! October 22, 2013

Dooboff 

A person who has no knowledge or understanding of craft beer.

That guy has never had Heady Topper...what a dooboff.

Dooboff by PDCxiting December 29, 2021

doofoff 

Saying someone acting like a tard in a nice way

"erm why are you acting like a doofoff bub"

doofoff by Definitelynotjohncena February 21, 2025