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dookie log 

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
dookie log by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

dookietounge 

When all your teeth are rotting out and are brown your tounge turns a similar color
Yo Gramps quit talking you got a dookietounge
dookietounge by KOKOANEKAT December 17, 2011

Dookie Log 

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.
aye pass me the dookie log
Dookie Log by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

DookieBoyz 

The DookieBoyz are new up and coming rappers consisting of three members known as Rico, Numb, and Mesho
Tanner: yo did you see the new disstrack on Andy by the DookieBoyz
JR:Yea I hate that NIGGER
DookieBoyz by Fndiksjwejdke June 16, 2023

dookiecooper 

A fat piece of shit that is bad at everything he does.
Ok now, your acting like dookiecooper
dookiecooper by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

dookieroll

When youโ€™re so bad at somthing itโ€™s like inhaling and dog turd
Bro your straight dookieroll
dookieroll by Assassinater993 February 12, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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