when you have to dookie really bad, and you hold it and hold it, and your running (pun intended) into the bathroom, and you sit down, and the dookie shoots from you like a bazooka, with out a second to spare, and you think "wow, that was a dookiebazookie"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!