Dookess 

shithead

you are a dookess.

Dookess by poop56 October 17, 2011

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

Dookeyshooter 

A girl with a BIG ole ass

Damnnnnnnn, look at that dookeyshooter.
Man that bitch got a dookeyshooter.
Holy shit that hoe got the biggest dookeyshooter I ever seen.

Dookeyshooter by Flyasaballoonhighasakite September 15, 2010

doofessor 

A college professor who also happens to be a total doofus, and vice versa.

"Bro you got a doofessor teaching that class"
"That prof doesn't know shit, he's a doofessor"

doofessor by KingofArt89 August 26, 2020

dorkess 

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

dorkess by Brian November 6, 2003

dooless 

Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.

You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.

dooless by J. Walt February 13, 2007

Dorkess 

Dorkess is another word for dork, nerd, and or goober.

"Robyn is my dorkess"-Jake

Dorkess by 2:29:16 November 24, 2016