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you are a dookess.

Dookess by poop56 October 17, 2011

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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

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Related Words

Dookess • dorkess • Dookeyshnops • doofessor • dookenshmirtz • Dookersmith • dookeysquirt • dooless • Dooker • Dooker shoot

doofessor

A college professor who also happens to be a total doofus, and vice versa.

"Bro you got a doofessor teaching that class"
"That prof doesn't know shit, he's a doofessor"

doofessor by KingofArt89 August 26, 2020

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dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

dorkess by Brian November 6, 2003

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dooless

Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.

You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.

dooless by J. Walt February 13, 2007

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Dorkess

Dorkess is another word for dork, nerd, and or goober.

"Robyn is my dorkess"-Jake

Dorkess by 2:29:16 November 24, 2016

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Dookeyshnops

When you want someone to shut the fuck up. Commonly used In a ps4 or xbox party.

Cisco: dude you’re so garbage let’s 1v1
Oli: DOOKEYSHNOPS
Branden: *inaudible laughing*

Dookeyshnops by Chumsey69420 March 6, 2020

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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