dook dook 

1. solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels through the anus.
2. something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.

1. "You're not riding in my car, you done stepped in dook dook."
2. "I'm sorry, but that wing on your front-wheel-drive vehicle looks mighty dook dook."

dook dook by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004

dook-dook 

The noise that Drinky Crow makes when he drinks XXX.

Since then, it has been generalized to mean any episode of drinking like Drinky Crow.

(Drinky Crow is in the Maakies comic written by Tony Millionaire.)

Sacheezus: I'm thirsty.
Moogie: Dook-dook at the alehouse?
Sacheezus: That's a great idea! DOOK-DOOK!!

dook-dook by m_mugabo October 8, 2007

Dook dook dook 

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.

"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"

Dook dook dook by Bruk February 24, 2010

dook dook meter 

A fictional meter that ghetto ass skateboarders (for example, Andy Bryant, also listed as poser extrodinaire) refer to when a "gnarley" set occurs.

"Bro!, your dook dook meter is off the chain, man!"

dook dook meter by the suspicious asian May 18, 2006

Mondo dook

When you have to take a huge shit.

Sal had to leave work to go take a mondo dook.

Mondo dook by Michelle Willis KY April 25, 2017

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

Mondo Dook by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Launch a Dook 

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

Launch a Dook by libohound May 6, 2009