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dooer (pronounced dew-er). A girl so hot you just want to keep doing her and doing her all night.
Man that chick was so hot last night that I took home. She was a total dooer.
dooer by joe1317 August 12, 2008
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Dooer of things 

Hay looik its *Murray the Dooer of things
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hashka van dooer 

it is an insult, but it doesn't really have an official meaning.
Tatum: hi guys!!!
Sera:*sigh* hi taters.
Tatum: Whats that supposed to mean! You can go to H-E double hockey sticks!
Sera: Ya know, most people just say hell.
Tatum:*gasp* thats a naughty word!
Sera:Hashka Van Dooer!
hashka van dooer by sdoiyfvklwrghj November 23, 2007

head dooer 

this is refering to someone who does heads ie makes your head hurt so much from trying to understand how their brain functions.
guy 1 : what the sum of 5 and 2

guy 2: your a head dooer,

guy1 : whats that

guy 2 : you do heads
head dooer by fitzy123321 August 26, 2011

Dooberry 

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.
"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."
Dooberry by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
You dirty lil dooder.
Dooder by Gubbalump April 14, 2019

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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