doodooing

Relieving your bowels for an extended period of time usually after a very big day of pigging out.

My girlfriend has been doodooing for a couple hours now since she got back from the menu tasting.

doodooing by Piggyshark July 2, 2020

dodoing out 

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

dodoing out by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

doodling your noodle 

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

doodling your noodle by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

horse doodling 

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

horse doodling by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

Cooter Doodling 

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

Cooter Doodling by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

oogling the doodlings 

v. Unprovoked scrutinization of one's fingers, often while fingers are in motion. Related to checking the digits.

Charlotte: "I don't understand how Anne gets so much amusement out of looking at her fingers."
Emily: "Pssh, I've caught you oogling the doodlings plenty of times."

oogling the doodlings by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

phone doodling 

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

phone doodling by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009