doodle daddy

A man who owns a goldendoodle or labradoodle

My dog took right to Gary, sensing he was a fellow doodle daddy.

doodle daddy by doodledaddy June 30, 2021

doodle daddy

A "man" that owns a golden doodle or labra-doodle. Typically a daddy that has male pattern baldness and doesn't know how to smile in pictures. Feels like part of a "club" that really hasn't been established.

Gary thinks he is a doodle daddy, even though it sounds inappropriate.

doodle daddy by Shawnathan Hairclubenstein June 30, 2021

Honky Doodle Dandy 

The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.

“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”

Honky Doodle Dandy by Star_Index_Media December 6, 2021

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Wanky Doodle Dandy 

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

Wanky Doodle Dandy by Dav3 July 26, 2006

The Doodle Dandy 

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

The Doodle Dandy by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Yankee Doodle Dandy 

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.

"She gave me a handjob but it was a Yankee Doodle Dandy for sure."

Yankee Doodle Dandy by Captain Genki September 6, 2020