doochio

The area between your upper leg and taint that builds up sweat. Leading cause of swampass smell and rashes.

Wes went for a run today you could smell him scratching his doochio from a block away.

by Stephan Tang January 14, 2020

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

douchiosity

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

douchious

Acting like or expressing characteristics of a "douche bag". See also toolboxious.

That guy is a little too douchious for my liking.

by Dyana September 1, 2007

Douchiot

Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.

"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."

by Malser March 19, 2013

Doochie

A word used to describe a males extremely small penis; a man vagina or coochie

Bitch, this boy thought he was fucking me with that doochie last night, AHT AHT I’m on my period!

by England2 June 2, 2019

Yama Dama Doochi

When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.

Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by SteakN'Shake employee 3 December 9, 2012