Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.
Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?