Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
by Malser March 19, 2013
Get the Douchiot mug.I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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Get the douchious mug.the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
by dan y November 18, 2004
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by HayHay! February 19, 2009
Get the douchit mug.Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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