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A word used to describe a males extremely small penis; a man vagina or coochie
Bitch, this boy thought he was fucking me with that doochie last night, AHT AHT I’m on my period!
Doochie by England2 June 2, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
when your having sex and a penis falls out of your girls vagina
oh you have a doochie!
Doochie by MrSHm3L0. November 10, 2019
a dude hoochie. slang word originating from minneapolis aka the soda-pop... origination = 3 OG's T-$, Dre-Diz, & Ju-Ju
Um excuse me officer, but why are you being such a doochie?
or
That dooch got me fucked up... who the hell he think he is?
doochie by DRE-DAY June 24, 2008
Mom: You know Tj be running off after female dogs
Daughter: Yeah! To get some Doochie
Doochie by LocalFavorite221 March 14, 2021
The opposite of a coochie: a weiner
Friend 1: Duuuude, that girl is a dude bro! She has a doochie!
Friend 2: What?
Doochie by Bigweinerwilly42069 October 18, 2023
dick that’s supposed to be a coochie
this boy gotta doochie”
doochie by regiiiii March 23, 2024

Doochie Juice 

This is the mixture of doodoo seepage and coochie juice, which usually occurs on a hot summer day.

Sometimes referred to when something is weak or lame.
"Ewwww stay away from Tracy, she smells like doochie juice!!!!"

"Yo fuck this place man, this shit is doochie juice!"

"Mom every time Susan uses the bathroom it smells like doochie juice afterwards! It's so gross!!"

"Yo did you hear that new Lil Wayne mixtape??

"Nah that shit is doochie juice my nigga!"

" Mike went to kiss me goodnight and his breath smelled like fuckin doochie juice!!"
"Gross!"
Doochie Juice by Doochie McCoochie September 12, 2016
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