do the doo doo 

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

do the doo doo by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009

doing the doo's

to partake in the smoking of cannibus, smoke pot, toke weed etc.

origin: dovecot, liverpool, slang

"are you doing the doo's", "have you got a do the doo's"

doing the doo's by orientals May 23, 2006

doo doo on the floor 

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor (said like this for more diversity)
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow.
Everyone: what

doo doo on the floor by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

Doin' the Doo 

When one drinks far too much Mountain Dew and wakes to stomach cramps and neon green feces. Also known as "Doin' the Dew in reverse" and "QUICK, grab the camera!" Usually accompanied by painful laughter and gentle sobbing.

Man, I sure was Doin' the Doo this morning.

Doin' the Doo by Mitmeister February 19, 2007

do the doo

when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick

Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo

do the doo by MADTV June 28, 2006

do the doo doo 

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.

John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.

do the doo doo by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007

sticking the diddly-doo in the o 

Another expression for having sex. Abbreviated as STDDITO.

person 1: I walked in on my parents sticking the diddly-doo in the o
person 2: oh man, that sucks.

sticking the diddly-doo in the o by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? December 19, 2017