Definitions by Noxema-Tapioca

The Ilinois Enema Bandit 

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

The Ilinois Enema Bandit by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

do the doo doo 

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

do the doo doo by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009

do me bad things 

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s

line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

do me bad things by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009

shitfuck 

1. To sodomise someone (esp. if they are unprepared)
2. To anally rape someone

They broke into her house, tied her up and shitfucked her.

shitfuck by Noxema-Tapioca April 17, 2008

put your minchia in the stinkia

To perform anal sex, to sodomize

(Minchia is dialectical Italian - Sicilian - meaning penis)

from the film Uncle Meat - the guy from Alabama explains the word minchia, then points at a girl's naked ass and says "d'you put your minchia in the stinkia?"

put your minchia in the stinkia by Noxema-Tapioca April 17, 2008

shit fuck 

1) anal sex
2) to sodomise

from a 1978 concert, Frank Zappa's bandmembers chanting "shit-fuck! shit-fuck! for you!" before pretending to gang-rape another bandmember

shit fuck by Noxema-Tapioca July 31, 2004