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dontation

n. Dontation: A donation commitment that is never realized.
John presented a large dontation during the office charity drive, but most of his co-workers knew he was a cheap bastard and the money would never materialize.
by Spike-slash-Aimee2015 January 31, 2016
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federal donation

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.
1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government
by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017
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dobnation

dylan o'brien fans, aka the best fandom out there period. some ppl are a little toxic but most of us are amazing and really sweet and dylan is literally amazing so yea
hey, are you apart of dobnation?

yea! how could i not be?
ikr me too! dylan's hot, cute, adorable, precious, talented, sweet, and an astounding person overall!
right? i love him so much!

*he's truly an amazing person :)
by bilinski.24 September 25, 2020
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Racial Donation

A Racial Donation happens when a black male politely asks a random white male for money , then the white male gives the black male 3-5 dollars, simply for the fact that the white male is scared to death of the strange black male because he is black and the white male does not want to be stabbed, shot, raped or be infected by the black male, but the white male acts as if he isnt scared and is just being polite back.
Black male: Excuse me sir, my family and I are tryin to get to California, but we don't have any money and we need to buy some gas to get home, i'd really appreciate it if you could help a brotha out.

White Male: Uhhh Ya, no problem buddy.

(white male gives black male 3 dollars)

Black male:Thank you so much, God Bless

White Male's friend (who is also white): Dude, you didn't have to give that guy any money

White Male: It was more of a Racial Donation
by Jimbag September 3, 2009
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donition

a thing relating to religious and or spiritual matters (eg. afterlife, prophecies, dreams)
Donitions were prevalent throughout Western History
by Professor Ethan Wallace May 16, 2011
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orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.
Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."
by Mama fucker August 13, 2012
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autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021
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