1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.